RIP in peace
Finished Breaking Bad. Excuse me while I fucking puke and then proceed to scream “WHAT THE FUCK” continuously until this fucking ending stops making my brain explode FUCK THAT FUCKING SHOW
Patrick Stump on House (x)
GUYS THIS FUCKING HOGWARTS THING YOU CAN REGISTER AND PICK A HOUSE AND JOIN A DORM AND READ TEXT BOOKS AND TAKE FUCKING CLASSES AND dO fUCKign HOMEWORk.
iM So pUMpED i coULd eaT A uniCORN
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
I’m just a soldier.
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
plot twist: senpai gets noticed
This whole show is senpai trying to get noticed.
The entire show is a plot twist. Instead of the unpopular girl trying to get noticed by the popular boys, it’s the popular boys trying to get noticed by the unpopular girl.
can i just take a moment to say how much i love ouran host club
non-gender-conforming girl with a genderqueer dadmom makes friends with popular boys by not being fooled by their bullshit
All because said main character fucked up and broke an expensive vase.
I am sorry but I just CAN’T
still my favourite on set story ever
I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!!
straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay
"what state do you live in?"
are you awake? a playlist for 3 in the morning when the sky looks almost as beautiful as the person next to you [+]
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
Payne, Liam. (@Real_Liam_Payne). “Gott in yeaterday spilt a fulllllllllllll! Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house” 14 Oct 2012, 4:24 AM. Tweet.
if someone tells you about something horrible youre doing to them and your response is “its ok i hate myself too” thats not a damn apology. youre just guilting them into feeling bad for you. stop